No man can wear jeans or dress pants that dont come with belt loops
No man can wear a thumb ring
No man can have his name tattoed in cursive on his arm
No man can throw another man a surprise party
No man can ask another man to help him choose what to wear
No man that wasnt a pimp in the late 70's can own pink socks
No man can use the shampoo bottle for a microphone while singing in the shower
No man can be on Weight Watchers
No man can set his alarm so that he doesnt miss Oprah
No man can giggle when water splashes in your butt while taking a shit
Thank you
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