Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Man Law Monday

Cookout Edition

No man can eat a naked sausage

No man can bring a pound cake to a cookout

No man can ask another man how he "prepares his chicken"

No man can complain that there are not enough vegetables at the cookout

No man can wear an apron that says "kiss the chef" at a cookout with a bunch of dudes

No man can drink a Bud Light Lime

No man can hope that another man brought a plate of his specialty

No man can request that everyone play Charades

No man can pass out flyers to his poetry reading at the cookout

No 2 men can walk to the cookout and say in unison, "We bought potato salad"

Thank You

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