Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can purchase fruit cocktail

No man can put on his hazard lights in the rain

No man can leave the top 3 buttons on his shirt unbuttoned

No man can be nervous about meeting another man

No man can get his feet pumiced

No man can have a favorite pair of drawers

No man can bring another man a magnet back from vacation

No man can request a special cake for his birthday

No man can request extra jelly

No man can pee through the hole in his tighty whities

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