WHADAFUXUP? This is a topic that rarely gets discussed so I took it upon myself to bring it to light. I call this, "Good Things Crackheads Do". Enjoy!
They are always there when you need a random pack of tube socks
They can wash your entire car with a bucket, an unlabeled spray bottle, and a towel/shirt
They are the source for all the dance crazes (The Roy, Harlem Shake, Stanky Leg..etc)
You won't be able to get a 37" flat screen for $40 anywhere else
They are Earth friendly, instead of cutting your grass with a lawnmower they choose scissors
Crackheads gone wild is an awesome DVD
$2 blow jobs
Even though you may end up with less stuff, they can get your entire house moved in 2 hours
They show the children what they can become if they don't do their homework
For $2 they will watch your car while you are in the club, for $5 they will build a brick wall around it and hire a pitbull
Thank You
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