No man can dig his toes into the carpet while watching TV
No man can go to a fashion show with his "boy"
No man can get "butterflies" when meeting another man...famous or not
No man take cell phone pics and name the album "photoshoot"
No man can own a Snuggie
No man can say.."man the thing I miss most about playing ball, is the locker room"
No man can win a bear at a carnival and keep it
No man can ask another man to meet him for Sushi
No man can be in a bookclub
No man can have any kind of ass ointment in his cabinet