No 2 men can watch the Grammy's together
No man can take ice skating lessons
No man's profile name on Myspace can begin with an *, ~, or # sign.
No man can put one finger up while excusing himself in church
No man can sit in the bed in his t-shirt, shorts, and socks while eating ice cream
No man can utter the phrase, "I'm addicted to (Insert Reality Show name here)
No man can suck his teeth in disagreement
No man can complain about the price of facial cream
No man can use his girl's Bath and Bodyworks products
No man can send you a text that looks like this: "wHaT's uP mAn, wHeN iS yOuR sUpPoSeD tO jUmP??