No man can have an Air Freshener that is Fruit Explosion scented
No man can pull his bare heels out of his shoes while sitting down
No man can say anything bad about a Porn Star
No man can take his son to cheerleading practice
No group of men can have a "Boys Night Out"
No man can ask another man "Yo, what you wearing to the club?"
No man can say "take me to jail, I'm ready to go back"
No man can have letters taller than 1 inch on his jeans
No man can lay out by the pool
No man can have the "Oprah Flap" under his arm