Monday, September 21, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can dig his toes into the carpet while watching TV

No man can go to a fashion show with his "boy"

No man can get "butterflies" when meeting another man...famous or not

No man take cell phone pics and name the album "photoshoot"

No man can own a Snuggie

No man can say.."man the thing I miss most about playing ball, is the locker room"

No man can win a bear at a carnival and keep it

No man can ask another man to meet him for Sushi

No man can be in a bookclub

No man can have any kind of ass ointment in his cabinet

Thank You

Monday, June 22, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can have an Air Freshener that is Fruit Explosion scented

No man can pull his bare heels out of his shoes while sitting down

No man can say anything bad about a Porn Star

No man can take his son to cheerleading practice

No group of men can have a "Boys Night Out"

No man can ask another man "Yo, what you wearing to the club?"

No man can say "take me to jail, I'm ready to go back"

No man can have letters taller than 1 inch on his jeans

No man can lay out by the pool

No man can have the "Oprah Flap" under his arm

Thank You

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can suck his teeth and say..."Ugghh...I hate the Lakers, they always win"

No man can say, "I wonder if Shannon Brown is related to Chris, every time I see one I think about the other"




No man can say..."I just don't like Kobe because he is arrogant"...news flash. He is worth 100's of millions of dollars...think about how arrogant you get when you get fresh haircut

No man can say..."Even his puppet is arrogan"

No man can own a Lakers bedroom set

No man can say..."Dang...they foulin Dwight Howard everytime, I know he got big shoulders and all, but damn"

No man can talk shit about Kobe's daughters' outfits after the game (No matter how Mexican it was)

No man can wear Laker's flip flops without socks

No man can say..."Man Andrew Bynum got a high butt"

No man can say that the Lakeshow aint the shit!!!

INGLEWOOD 310 LAKESHOW ALL DAY...