Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can watch a football game and go "mmmm"

No man can request to have his scalp greased

No two men can have a snowball fight

No man can grab the remote off another man's lap

No man can have a conversation in the men's bathroom

No man can put "it's complicated" as their relationship status

No man can cup his hand when doing the celebratory butt pat during a game

No man can drive a Dodge Neon

No man can know directions to a gay club

No man can wear oven mits for more than 5 minutes at a time

Thank You

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