No man can watch a football game and go "mmmm"
No man can request to have his scalp greased
No two men can have a snowball fight
No man can grab the remote off another man's lap
No man can have a conversation in the men's bathroom
No man can put "it's complicated" as their relationship status
No man can cup his hand when doing the celebratory butt pat during a game
No man can drive a Dodge Neon
No man can know directions to a gay club
No man can wear oven mits for more than 5 minutes at a time
Thank You
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