Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can drop something and say "oops"

No man can hug his pillow tight at night

No man can wear a single hoop earring unless you are Michael Jordan or a Genie

No man can ask another man to cook him his favorite dish

No man can say "I love being in the locker room"

No man can be mad that the show "Girlfriends" is no longer on the air

No man can complain about the way his feet look in sandals

No man can cry after watching Seven pounds

No man can own a dildo that doesnt smell like vagina

Thank you

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