No man can drop something and say "oops"
No man can hug his pillow tight at night
No man can wear a single hoop earring unless you are Michael Jordan or a Genie
No man can ask another man to cook him his favorite dish
No man can say "I love being in the locker room"
No man can be mad that the show "Girlfriends" is no longer on the air
No man can complain about the way his feet look in sandals
No man can cry after watching Seven pounds
No man can own a dildo that doesnt smell like vagina