Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can accidentally draw a flower while doodling

No man can doodle

No 2 men can have an inside joke

No man can be so happy that he runs in place

No man can put his foot up on the wait bench Captain Morgan style while spotting a male friend

No man can get the top of his ear pierced

No man can cross his hair to where his hamstrings touch his knee

No 2 men can have a non-business joint account

No man can have a job at Wet Seal

No man can take longer than 20 minutes to get dressed, and that includes showering

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