When Was The Last Time

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When was the last time a black person told you they were about to get off the exit, and aint even left the house yet?

When was the last time you seen a health food store in the "black mall"?

When was the last time you drove past a cop and didnt tap your brakes, no matter how slow you were already going?

When was the last time you heard a 50 cent song you actually liked?

When was the last time you went to work/class and didnt log on to FaceBook or MySpace?

When was the last time you left your cell phone at home and didn't feel like you were about to have a heart attack?

When was the last time you were in a gas station on the "Rich" side of town and they sold Black N' Milds?

When was the last time you cursed out loud when you got a "Fwd this to 10 other people or Jesus will disown you" text?

When was the last time you saw a dude with a pen and paper gettin phone numbers at the club?

When was the last time you were web surfing and didnt click on the Midget Porn Pop-Up?