Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can wear jeans or dress pants that dont come with belt loops

No man can wear a thumb ring

No man can have his name tattoed in cursive on his arm

No man can throw another man a surprise party

No man can ask another man to help him choose what to wear

No man that wasnt a pimp in the late 70's can own pink socks

No man can use the shampoo bottle for a microphone while singing in the shower

No man can be on Weight Watchers

No man can set his alarm so that he doesnt miss Oprah

No man can giggle when water splashes in your butt while taking a shit

Thank you

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