Thursday, January 15, 2009

Man Law Monday

No man can have a toothy smile while taking a bathroom picture

No man can go out with his clique to the club when all of them have shades on

No man can pull up his shirt sleeve with his teeth

No man can say the phrase..."Ssstop lyyyyyin"

No man can talk to another man while both are at the urinal

No man can stand dick to butt in the club no matter the capacity

No man can say the phrase..."I already got my whole outfit laid out"

No man can say I have to take a Number 1

No man can know the name of his local Chinese Nail Technician

No man can sing the $5 Footlong son

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