No man can have a toothy smile while taking a bathroom picture
No man can go out with his clique to the club when all of them have shades on
No man can pull up his shirt sleeve with his teeth
No man can say the phrase..."Ssstop lyyyyyin"
No man can talk to another man while both are at the urinal
No man can stand dick to butt in the club no matter the capacity
No man can say the phrase..."I already got my whole outfit laid out"
No man can say I have to take a Number 1
No man can know the name of his local Chinese Nail Technician
No man can sing the $5 Footlong son