No man can eat a naked sausage
No man can bring a pound cake to a cookout
No man can ask another man how he "prepares his chicken"
No man can complain that there are not enough vegetables at the cookout
No man can wear an apron that says "kiss the chef" at a cookout with a bunch of dudes
No man can drink a Bud Light Lime
No man can hope that another man brought a plate of his specialty
No man can request that everyone play Charades
No man can pass out flyers to his poetry reading at the cookout
No 2 men can walk to the cookout and say in unison, "We bought potato salad"