No man can order a medium fruit cup
No man can have all men as his T-Mobile Fave 5
No man can say they dont like girl on girl porn
No man can utter the words, "damn I forgot a lime for my Corona"
No 2 men can go puppy shopping at the animal shelter
No man can be more excited about his wedding then he is his batchelor party
No man can buy another man a drink and tell the bartender, "Make it strong"
No man can walk another man to his car
No man can say an outfit makes him look chunky
No man can invite another man to is company Christmas Party