Here we go...these are some new sex positions that I created...the male version (pause). Female version coming next week. Thanks.
Pencil Sharpener- Lay your woman face up on the bed, stick it in...then have her spin around while spitting sawdust out of her mouth
MJ- Hold on to the ceiling light with one hand while standing like the Jordan Jumpman logo and get head
Jack in the Box- Download 'Pop Goes the Weasel' on your cell phone, play it while hitting it from the back, and when the song reaches the 'pop' portion...dry thumb in her ass
Get High-wrap your lady in a brown garbage bag like a blunt, leaving only her head exposed, light the end by her feet on fire while receiving head
Tooth Fairy- take a pillow wherever you go and when you say "toothfairy" she has to stick her head under the pillow...and you guessed it...give head
The Elevator- Right before you reach the top(climax) fart and leave the room
The Ant Eater (Uncircumsized Users Only)- place raisins on your mates stomach and act as if your dick is eating ants...then insert
The Stanky 3rd Leg- Raw sex immediately after competing in a sports event
10 on Pump 5- Go raw, don't pull out til you shook out the last drop
The Ninja- Throw babypowder in your mates eyes...then steal the pussy
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