Welcome Back...did ya miss me?? This isn't You Know You Are a Redneck When...its You Know You are in the Black Mall When...Enjoy!
You know you are in the Black Mall when
The mannequins have fat asses
There is a 50 year old man purchasing an M&M's Nascar Jacket
You have to leave your bags at the front of every store
There are security tags on every single White Tee
There are no morning Mall Walkers
There are off-brand stores in the FoodCourt, ie T's Fried Fish and More
There is a kiosk that specializes in belts
There are no bookstores (sad but true)
Every girl that walks by sounds like they are carrying bags full of change
There is a dude in the parking lot trying to give you a better deal than what's in the mall
You see a herringbone
IF YOU ARE IN GBORO FOR AGGIEFEST ROCK W/ YA BOY AT THE STEPSHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!!! AFTER THE SHOW IS THE AFTERPARTY AND, AFTER THE PARTY IT'S THE HOTEL LOBBY THEN, AFTER THE LOBBY THEN I'M PROLLY SLEEP, AND WHEN I WAKE UP I'M A PROLLY EAT!!!