You Know You are in the Black Mall When...

Welcome Back...did ya miss me?? This isn't You Know You Are a Redneck When...its You Know You are in the Black Mall When...Enjoy!
You know you are in the Black Mall when

The mannequins have fat asses

There is a 50 year old man purchasing an M&M's Nascar Jacket

You have to leave your bags at the front of every store



There are security tags on every single White Tee

There are no morning Mall Walkers

There are off-brand stores in the FoodCourt, ie T's Fried Fish and More

There is a kiosk that specializes in belts

There are no bookstores (sad but true)

Every girl that walks by sounds like they are carrying bags full of change

There is a dude in the parking lot trying to give you a better deal than what's in the mall

You see a herringbone

IF YOU ARE IN GBORO FOR AGGIEFEST ROCK W/ YA BOY AT THE STEPSHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!!! AFTER THE SHOW IS THE AFTERPARTY AND, AFTER THE PARTY IT'S THE HOTEL LOBBY THEN, AFTER THE LOBBY THEN I'M PROLLY SLEEP, AND WHEN I WAKE UP I'M A PROLLY EAT!!!