No man can look into another man's eyes while licking the blunt shut
No man can ask another man to teach him to blow "smoke holes"
No man can text another man: Happy 420 :-P
No man can stick an entire cigar in his mouth to produce wetness
No man can tell another man "I feel comfortable smoking around you"
No man can smoke out of a pipe that is long, hard, and has a tiny hole on one end with a round bulb on the other
No man can blow another man a shotgun
No two men can get high and say "Ay man, we should go swimming"
No man can get high and discuss his love life with another man
No man can smoke a blunt with his legs crossed